Funny is More Fun

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies.
 – E B White.

What makes something funny?  It turns out that there are many different Humor Theories and none of them are funny.  That may seem like a problem right there, but the irony that you expect it to be funny and it isn’t could be funny if you … Hey!  Wait!

OK, so this duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Why is it so often a duck?” and the bartender says, “Look, if you want to analyze stereotypes you could ask why it’s always a bar.”  The duck shrugs his wings, sits down, and gets so hammered he doesn’t even remember pecking to death the priest, the rabbi, and the lawyer.

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A Coming Golden Age. Really.

Perhaps the economy is a lot like the weather – if you wait long enough, it has to get better.

As we’ve noted before, income inequality is likely to improve in the US and the rest of the developed world once the postwar “Baby Boom” starts to retire.  With as much as a quarter of the population removed from the labor force, there will be more jobs to go around – perhaps even too many.  Wages are likely to rise and opportunities for employment will be everywhere.

If that doesn’t sound good enough, recent studies have suggested that inflation is likely to be low as the population ages, meaning interest rates will remain low and capital is likely to be plentiful.  It’s starting to sound like this Depression is going to end with a golden age.  Seriously.

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Credit Unions

Fed up with banks?  You’re hardly alone.  Credit unions have grown dramatically in the last 20 years, fueled largely by high fees charged by commercial banks.  Low rates for ordinary loans are also a big draw.  But for all the growth, not much has been written about credit unions other than the occasional puffy story about how much a consumer can save by ditching their bank.  That’s not to say that the growth has gone unnoticed at all – or indeed that it isn’t creating its own problems that need to be addressed.

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Reasonable Expectation of Privacy?

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
– The Fourth Amendment to the US Constitution

The documents were carefully selected for their ability to illustrate the problem without being sensational or personal.  The exit strategy led to Hong Kong, with a long tradition of free speech but under the control of the US’ one serious non-friend, China.  The leak was given to the Guardian, a non-US publication with a history of defending speech and privacy.  All of this is the work of a methodical mind turning himself over completely to what he believes is simply the right thing to do.

Edward Snowden is a hero, and a very smart one at that.  A petition has already started for a Presidential pardon, and I hope you will sign it.

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The Livin’ is Queasy

Your daddy’s rich / And your mamma’s good lookin’
So hush little baby / Don’t you cry
Summertime, from Porgy & Bess by George Gershwin

As the school year winds down, summer officially starts.  You wouldn’t know it in the upper Midwest, where a cold rain has drizzled down nearly every day for the last month.  Though a lot of crops didn’t make it into the field on time, it’s really summer.  The thermometer might not say it, but the economic reports do.

Every year at this time there is a small recession, a general slowdown.  It’s why so many financial advisers avoid stocks this time of the year.  But wasn’t this year supposed to be different?  It was.  But it isn’t.  And that has everyone scrambling to explain why things are looking a little bit blue.

They shouldn’t.  This is normal – or normal amplified a bit by general uneasiness for the long haul.

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