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Rue, Brittania

The election is coming up, and boy is it getting crazy. Not the US election – there’s still a year and a half of nonsense to endure before that. I’m talking about the UK House of Commons election on 7 May. It will certainly test the limits of their parliamentary system, probably moving it into a more funkadelic system in the process.

I had to, I love that joke. Somebody’s gotta bring da funk.

The problem is the UK is more divided along fundamental lines than it has been in a very long time. Given the large number of parties that are likely to achieve seats (12) the election will almost certainly solve nothing, only marking the start of tortured negotiations that will last for three weeks. They’d like to have a government by the annual Queen’s Speech on 27 May, so there is a deadline, but it will be hard to meet.

It’s worth watching in the US if for no other reason than the turmoil they are experiencing is similar to ours, expressed very differently in a different system.

How many days do you have left as Prime Minister, Mister Cameron?

How many days do you have left as Prime Minister, Mister Cameron?

Going into this election the 650 seats in Commons were commanded by a coalition of the Conservative Party with 302 seats and the Liberal Democrats with 56. The tenure of David Cameron, Conservative Party Leader, as Prime Minister has been a lukewarm affair at best in part because of the difficult coalition he has commanded. The two parties are naturally at odds with each other, the Liberal Democrats being a kind of centrist mushy affair.

Standing against them this time is a Labour party with renewed popularity and focus. Britons are tired of coasting along and are seeking solid direction. The only problem is that Labour is, well … the Labour party. Ever since Tony Blair re-invented it as a more center-left party it’s been drifting along and terribly afraid of standing strong for anything.

If you’re a Democrat, especially if you have mixed feelings about anyone named “Clinton”, you’ll understand the problem immediately.

“Boyish Charm” only goes so far when electing a Prime Minister. Miliband has it in excess.

It’s best illustrated by their party leader, Ed Miliband. He is young, good looking, says all the right things to get elected, and yet comes off as utterly uninspiring. His desperation can be found in his unveiling of an 8 foot tall slab of stone with the six Labour platform statements on them. His vows are now “carved in stone” for all to see – and they are weak platitudes at best. What, indeed, does Labour stand for? Responsible good government, of course. It’s a great yawn.

Meanwhile, the natural Labour constituencies in Scotland are polling heavily for the Scottish National Party (SNP)- even after rejecting that party’s main goal of independence last September. The reason is a simple one – SNP Leader Nicola Sturgeon is an articulate, dynamic leader who isn’t afraid of specifics and a clear new direction for her nation. Whatever her nation is, of course.

How will this shake out? The Guardian predicts that Labour will manage to win the most seats, but not by much. Five Thirty Eight predicts that the Conservatives will hold on to be the largest party, again not by much. But from there it gets very interesting.

Nicola Sturgeon, First Minister of Scotland, and the only real antidote to mushy politics in the UK.

Nicola Sturgeon, First Minister of Scotland, and the only real antidote to mushy politics in the UK.

The Liberal Democrats are unlikely to win enough seats to be a viable coalition partner for the Conservatives no matter what, and party members are likely to demand a lot more from a coalition this time anyway. If the Conservatives are the largest party, and are thus invited by the Queen to form a government, it’s going to be tough for them to do it.

If Labour has the highest number, things get even stranger. The most likely coalition partner is the SNP, but as a party in standing for dissolution of the UK as we know it that’s a bit tricky at best. Miliband has promised that there will be no SNP ministers in a Labour government, which is an interesting way of not saying they won’t make promises to the SNP for their support. What exactly that means is anyone’s guess.

What about all the other parties? None are likely to have much to contribute. Some of them are even more abhorrent than the SNP as a coalition partner, especially the UK version of the Tea Party, the UK Independence Party. They may win a few seats, but no one wants to acknowledge they exist.

How will the UK form a government after this election? No one has any idea. But it will be interesting – and a great warning for the US.

16 thoughts on “Rue, Brittania

  1. Looks like they have the same problems we do. Let’s see if they handle it any better than we do.
    You didn’t say much about UKIP, which sounds to me even crazier than the tea party. Are they not going to do well?

    • It’s one thing to like the politicians, it’s another to form a new nation. The long and short of it is that SNP is very competent but loyalty remains with the UK – by a slim margin.

  2. So it’s safe to assume that a lot can be learned about the upcoming US presidential election based on the upcoming elections within other countries, such as the UK? Or are the current politics of the US heavily influencing the political elections of these other nations?

    • I don’t know that we can learn anything, but it’s interesting that the developed world as a unit seems to be going through similar problems:
      1) A lot of angst and even anger over the changes brought by globalism,
      2) A totally mushy left wing with no real plans, and
      3) A general lack of leadership all around.

      Basically, I don’t know how any of us are going to get through this period of rapid change. The developing world should continue to gain on us if this is the best anyone has to offer, IMHO.

      • In retrospect, we all have seen and benefited from the spoils of globalization. But now in hindsight, maybe the warning signs were there and we simply chose to ignore them.

      • I think you hit the nail on the head. It was always a double-edged sword, but we chose to ignore the backswing until it got very ugly.

      • Oh wow! Now I would imagine the next course of action is to determine how to best navigate through the refuse of our actions.

  3. Well, that was an interesting election. It didn’t go as anyone thought. How did this happen?

    I think whenever you have an election that goes against the last minute polls you have to say it was a gut reaction more than an ideological one. In the case of the UK, this was a rejection of Ed Miliband as a potential leader than anything else.

    My read is that people everywhere are becoming much less ideological and more interested in leaders who actually get things done – who provide a sense of stability. I don’t think anyone really likes David Cameron, but he does have an air of confidence and competence about him. That may be what voters really like.

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