There’s no way we’re gonna get through this without a few old-fashioned political jokes. It doesn’t matter what “it” is or what “getting through it” looks like to you. We gotta laugh. So I’ll start it off:
How many bloggers does it take to change a lightbulb? Um, whoever said that bloggers actually do something useful?
If you have a few jokes, please add them in the comments. Please, however, keep it light. It’s long past time to have a little fun with all of this.
How many Republicans does it take to have a party? Three. One to read Breitbart out loud, and two to dance to it.
How many CNN commentators does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One is pro-light, the other is pro-dark. Neither seems to notice that no one is watching them in the dark.
How many DNC members does it take to change a lightbulb? 2,432. First, there is a walking sub-caucus, where in order to become viable they ….
How many Senators does it take to change a lightbulb? Um, if the Senate is involved, nothing is going to change.
How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? Hard to say, millions seem to want to change it but we can’t tell how many will get off their butts and do it.
You want a political joke? How about HR 6450?
How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump will say it was changed, and they’ll all take to facebook to tell everyone how bright it is.
How many Sanders supporters does it take to have a party? I dunno, they don’t seem to want to have their own party.
How does Elon Musk change a lightbulb? After months of research and millions of dollars, a bulb so incredibly bright it can illuminate a whole city s developed. Stock in the company goes through the roof. But no one can afford the bulb.
How many Putin agents does it take to change a light bulb? Millions, all posting on facebook to trick everyone else into changing it.