I am horrifically bizzy, and Friday should be fun. Enjoy this classic piece.
You find yourself in a dark room, dazzled by charts and graphs and pictures that go by just fast enough to lose you. The speaker at the front is well intentioned and trying desperately to make you as enthusiastic as they are, but it’s no use. Your mind wanders, desperately trying to find something to daydream about that will keep you from nodding off, drooling on yourself, or both.
Here’s something to think about before you drift off into an embarrassing situation: Franz von Uchatius, General in the Austrian Artillery – and Grandfather of PowerPoint.